So it’s not natural then?
Guy to two girls: Hey! Do you like pizza? Wanna go get a slice?
Girl (laughing): No, we can’t eat. We gotta stay skinny.
– Overheard in Toronto
Guy to two girls: Hey! Do you like pizza? Wanna go get a slice?
Girl (laughing): No, we can’t eat. We gotta stay skinny.
– Overheard in Toronto
belligerent caterer to wife: I’m wasting my whole life making coleslaw!
– Overheard in Toronto
Teenage boy: There’s a homeless guy by my house and every time I pass him I give him change. ‘Cuz he looks like Chris Rock, and you know, I can’t say no to Chris Rock.
– Overheard in Toronto
Bum: Hey! Don’t you belong on Queen Street!!?
Hipster: Hey! Don’t you belong in jail!!?
girl texting: I wanted to type ‘p*ssy’ but it came out as ‘puppy’
– Overheard in Toronto
dude in line for an exam: Etobicoke, yea its in ’sauga.
– Overheard in Toronto at Seneca College
Girl studying for exam: Hinduism, I’m gonna rape you up the ass.
– Overheard in Toronto at the University of Toronto (Scarborough)
Guy, yelling down College to another guy talking to a girl: Yo man, get off that b*tch and come get Burger King.
– Overheard in Toronto at College and Spadina
Guy #1: What’s a European lapdance?
Guy #2: Maybe she holds a French bread while doing it.
– Overheard in Toronto at a Chip Shop
Crackhead: “I can’t wait to sh*t my pants!”
– Overheard in Toronto at College and Bathurst