Bus driver: Children? Yes I have two, but they’re expensive!

Woman: Expensive? Well, yes, but they’re worth it.

Bus driver: No man! I tell you, I cut my tubes when I was twenty five. Woke up one morning and went down to the place and got it done.

Woman: At twenty five?!

Bus driver: Yes. You know how they always say it isn’t best to do it before thirty? Well I walked in and the doctor just did it. I tell you, I was surprised too.

Woman: Didn’t it hurt?

Bus driver: No man. They froze it first you know. I didn’t feel a thing. But would you believe that half way into it the doctor asked me if I was alright? I was lying with this doctor’s hand down there and he was asking if I’m alright.

*Short pause while he considered this phenomena for a bit*

Bus driver: You know, it’s nothing more than he just wanted to feel me up…

– Overheard on the #85 Sheppard bus

Posted on November 17th, 2007