Torontines in a Tin
Bus driver: Everyone please exit through the back doors once we arrive at the stops. Thank you.
Man with thick Russian accent: There is too many damn people in this country.
Bus driver: Could everyone please move towards the back to allow other passengers to enter the bus. Move towards the back. Thank you.
Man with thick Russian accent: Oh dear God, they’re going to push me now!
– Overheard on bus at Neilson & Finch

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