Guy: I was sitting at my desk and he comes over and throws some water on me. So you know what I did?
Girl: What?
Guy: I went and took up my cup of hot coffee, sneaked up behind him and threw some of the coffee on his back.
Girl: !
Guy: Yeah, my fire is hotter than his fire.

– Overheard at Bloor subway near Sherbourne

Posted on December 12th, 2007