But not your father

Older woman sneezes while waiting for the subway.
Crazy homeless man (screaming loudly): “BLESS YO MAMA.”
Older woman screams in surprise, as crazy man runs the opposite direction.
– Overheard at St. Andrew subway station

I’m not cold-hearted

Well-dressed middle-aged woman to her partner: …and as I looked down on the city I felt awed. I feel things you know.
– Overheard by a Torontonian on the streets of Paris (near the Sorbonne)