Girl to friend: My yahoo email has been getting much more action than my gmail lately.
– Overheard at Eaton Centre

Old guy to man: If you could save hair in a jar it would be worth a lot of money, one day.
– Overheard on the #76 Royal York bus

*While walking by the boss’ office*
Boss: Michael, do you want to just put your John-Ray on here?
- Overheard In the Office