*Man on cellphone talking in baby voice*
Man: Hello baby girl. How are you? Are you ok? You’re ok. Good. Let me talk to your Mummy.
Man continuing in normal voice: Hi honey. Everything alright?
*pause*
Man cont’d: No, hold on-wait! Don’t put the baby through the window! That will make her become a thief!

– Overheard in Scarborough at Malvern Town Centre

Posted on November 18th, 2008