*Lady goes up to the front of the bus to speak to the driver*

Lady: Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get to — from here?

Driver: Ma’am I don’t know how to help you. I have never driven this route before. I’ve never even walked this route before. I’m as new to this place as you seem. Very new.

– Overheard in Scarborough on the #134 Progress bus

Posted on December 11th, 2008