* A loud and inebriated guy is hitting on an out of towner when he is asked to present his ticket. When he claims it’s in a backpack he left at a friends he is issued a fine. While receiving a fine for riding without a ticket he begins swearing *
Guy: F***! Well this is F***ing STUPID!!
Transit Officer One: Please do not swear, sir.
Guy: What - is there a fine for F***ing SWEARING now, too!?
Transit Officer Two: Actually, yes.
* Entire car’s quiet snickering erupts into laughter. *
– Overheard in Toronto on Feb. 28 on the last Lakeshore W. train out of Union