The Ups and Downs

Woman to friend: Even if they are fake they still sag.
– Overheard in an elevator somewhere in Toronto

When the going gets tough…

Woman in changing room: I can’t get these pants to fit! My hips are too wide!
Friend of woman: Do you want to try on this pair?
Woman in changing room: No. I can’t handle this anymore.
– Overheard in Toronto at a Winners store