Sometimes it just comes right out of you

man: You’re quite prolific. How do you produce so much work?
artist: It’s like defecating, you just have to do it.
– Overheard in Toronto at an art gallery on Queen St. West

Greed

Teen girl (on cellphone): I know you were thinking of getting me a new phone for my birthday, but I was sort of thinking about this camera. It’s a bit more expensive though.
… the person on the other end responds…
Teen girl: Oh, yeah, ok. A CD? Ok.

Teen girl: Well I’m going to Queen […]