* Girl #1 fishes out a small bottle of lotion from her bag and turns to her friend *

Girl #1: Could you put some lotion on me please…

Girl #2: No.

* Girl #1 continues talking as if if not interrupted *

Girl #1: …because God knows I’ve put enough lotion on you.

– Overheard in Toronto at the CNE

Posted on August 27th, 2009