A Wasted Life

Belligerent caterer to wife: I’m wasting my whole life making coleslaw!
– Overheard in Toronto in front of a catering store

The key to success

Teenage boy: There’s a homeless guy by my house and every time I pass him I give him change. ‘Cuz he looks like Chris Rock, and you know, I can’t say no to Chris Rock.
– Overheard in Toronto on the TTC Westbound train