Bikinis: The Great Debate

Random Dude #1 (RD1): Moroccan French Cuisine, eh? That sounds delicious.
Random Dude #2 (RD2): You know, you’re not able to wear a bikini on the beach in Morocco?
RD1: What? Get out?
RD2: Yep. Fully clothed. They’re Muslim, you know. Chicks can’t wear a bikini.
RD1: No dude. You’re thinking of the Middle East. Do you even know […]

Hostage?

Woman: I fed and gave water to (insert name here).
Man: Good.
Woman: I had to because he threatened to cancel my Facebook account.
– Overheard in Toronto on a streetcar

That’s all we need next

* Cold, windy, overcast, day. Bus pulls up to a stop with a crowd of waiting people, all shuffling to get in. *

Bus driver shouts: COME ON! MOVE FASTER! MOVE FASTER SO WE CAN GO!
Guy flashing his metropass: Shhhhh! You’ll make it rain.
– Overheard in Toronto in a bus at the Brimley stop

The place to be

Little girl: Where were you, mommy?
Mother: I left to get you some cookies and a slice of cake.
Little girl: You went to church?!
– Overheard in Toronto at Fairview Mall

Public Bonds

Woman on cellphone, smiling: Wait, but I don’t have handcuffs. I don’t have any handcuffs. Tomorrow? Yeah.
- Overheard in Toronto in the Food Court in Scarborough Town Centre