Random Dude #1 (RD1): Moroccan French Cuisine, eh? That sounds delicious.
Random Dude #2 (RD2): You know, you’re not able to wear a bikini on the beach in Morocco?
RD1: What? Get out?
RD2: Yep. Fully clothed. They’re Muslim, you know. Chicks can’t wear a bikini.
RD1: No dude. You’re thinking of the Middle East. Do you even know where Morocco is?
RD2: Of course I do. It’s in Africa.
RD1: They’re not Muslim at all. They can wear bikinis. They gotta! It’s hot in that country.
RD2: It’s true, man.
RD1: I think you’re thinking of Monaco.

– Overheard in Toronto outside the Dogs Bollocks at Queen and Manning

Posted on December 22nd, 2010