Strange Dreams

Young Woman: I keep having dreams about frisbees!
– Overheard in Toronto

And under that?

Woman: What’s under your socks?
Little daughter: Toes!
Woman: What’s under your hair?
Little daughter: Ummm. My head!
Woman: What’s under your shirt?
Little daughter: My tummy!
Woman: What’s under your nails?
Little daughter: Dirt!
– Overheard in Toronto