Less than clever

Girl student: If I fail, I’m just going to say I didn’t pass.
Boy student: Don’t you mean you’re going to say you didn’t complete it?
Girl: No, I’ll say I didn’t pass.
Boy: Isn’t that just a synonym for failing?
< <<< long pause >>>>
Boy: By the way, you have to chew that.
Girl: Oh! I thought it was […]

Wrong Place, Wrong Line

Girl in line at McDonald’s: Can I have a whopper please?
– Overheard in Toronto at the Scarborough Town Centre