Less than clever

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Girl student: If I fail, I’m just going to say I didn’t pass.
Boy student: Don’t you mean you’re going to say you didn’t complete it?
Girl: No, I’ll say I didn’t pass.
Boy: Isn’t that just a synonym for failing?

< <<< long pause >>>>

Boy: By the way, you have to chew that.
Girl: Oh! I thought it was a mint.
Boy: Ummmmm… no it’s gum.

– Overheard in Toronto


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