Woman: What’s under your socks?
Little daughter: Toes!
Woman: What’s under your hair?
Little daughter: Ummm. My head!
Woman: What’s under your shirt?
Little daughter: My tummy!
Woman: What’s under your nails?
Little daughter: Dirt!
– Overheard in Toronto
Random Dude #1 (RD1): Moroccan French Cuisine, eh? That sounds delicious.
Random Dude #2 (RD2): You know, you’re not able to wear a bikini on the beach in Morocco?
RD1: What? Get out?
RD2: Yep. Fully clothed. They’re Muslim, you know. Chicks can’t wear a bikini.
RD1: No dude. You’re thinking of the Middle East. Do you even know […]
Woman: I fed and gave water to (insert name here).
Man: Good.
Woman: I had to because he threatened to cancel my Facebook account.
– Overheard in Toronto on a streetcar
* Cold, windy, overcast, day. Bus pulls up to a stop with a crowd of waiting people, all shuffling to get in. *
Bus driver shouts: COME ON! MOVE FASTER! MOVE FASTER SO WE CAN GO!
Guy flashing his metropass: Shhhhh! You’ll make it rain.
– Overheard in Toronto in a bus at the Brimley stop
Little girl: Where were you, mommy?
Mother: I left to get you some cookies and a slice of cake.
Little girl: You went to church?!
– Overheard in Toronto at Fairview Mall
Woman on cellphone, smiling: Wait, but I don’t have handcuffs. I don’t have any handcuffs. Tomorrow? Yeah.
- Overheard in Toronto in the Food Court in Scarborough Town Centre
Chinese Woman points at statue: Buddha!
Chinese Man: No! No more!
Chinese Woman: But we NEED a Buddha!
– Overheard in Toronto at a Queen St. W furniture store
Kid: Mom. What’s Pride?
Mom: It’s a celebration of urban living.
– Overheard in Toronto at Wellesley Station
Guy to two girls: Hey! Do you like pizza? Wanna go get a slice?
Girl (laughing): No, we can’t eat. We gotta stay skinny.
– Overheard in Toronto at College and Dufferin
Belligerent caterer to wife: I’m wasting my whole life making coleslaw!
– Overheard in Toronto in front of a catering store
