Overheard in the T Dot

Home Necessities

tdomf_cc6da — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 22:09:38 +0000

Chinese Woman points at statue: Buddha!

Chinese Man: No! No more!

Chinese Woman: But we NEED a Buddha!

– Overheard in Toronto

Happy Pride!

tdomf_cc6da — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 22:07:03 +0000

Kid: Mom. What’s Pride?

Mom: It’s a celebration of urban living.

– Overheard in Toronto at the Pride Parade

So it’s not natural then?

tdomf_cc6da — Wed, 02 Jun 2010 18:11:21 +0000

Guy to two girls: Hey! Do you like pizza? Wanna go get a slice?

Girl (laughing): No, we can’t eat. We gotta stay skinny.

– Overheard in Toronto

A Wasted Life

tdomf_cc6da — Sat, 29 May 2010 04:37:37 +0000

belligerent caterer to wife: I’m wasting my whole life making coleslaw!

– Overheard in Toronto

The key to success

tdomf_cc6da — Fri, 07 May 2010 19:02:27 +0000

Teenage boy: There’s a homeless guy by my house and every time I pass him I give him change. ‘Cuz he looks like Chris Rock, and you know, I can’t say no to Chris Rock.

– Overheard in Toronto

street dis!

tdomf_cc6da — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:31:34 +0000

Bum: Hey! Don’t you belong on Queen Street!!?
Hipster: Hey! Don’t you belong in jail!!?

– Overheard in Toronto at Yonge and College

Prediction has downfalls

tdomf_cc6da — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:30:52 +0000

girl texting: I wanted to type ‘p*ssy’ but it came out as ‘puppy’

– Overheard in Toronto

Locations

tdomf_cc6da — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 23:31:58 +0000

dude in line for an exam: Etobicoke, yea its in ’sauga.

– Overheard in Toronto at Seneca College

…and that means?

tdomf_cc6da — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 23:30:39 +0000

Girl studying for exam: Hinduism, I’m gonna rape you up the ass.

– Overheard in Toronto at the University of Toronto (Scarborough)

Clear Priorities

tdomf_cc6da — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:15:26 +0000

Guy, yelling down College to another guy talking to a girl: Yo man, get off that b*tch and come get Burger King.

– Overheard in Toronto at College and Spadina