Overheard in the T Dot http://www.overheardinthetdot.com A Place To Read and Post Funny Conversations Overheard in Toronto Sun, 25 Sep 2011 01:15:07 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.1 en Hobo Style http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2011/09/24/hobo-style/ http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2011/09/24/hobo-style/#comments Sun, 25 Sep 2011 01:15:07 +0000 tdomf_cc6da http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2011/09/24/hobo-style/ Hobo to other hobo: Tacos man. I’m gonna fry that sh*t up under the bridge tonight - hobo style!

– Overheard in Toronto

]]> http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2011/09/24/hobo-style/feed/ Dad, is that you? http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2011/07/17/dad-is-that-you/ http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2011/07/17/dad-is-that-you/#comments Sun, 17 Jul 2011 15:04:51 +0000 tdomf_cc6da http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2011/07/17/dad-is-that-you/ Very drunk man in his 30s, shabby clothes, holding beer can, approaches very well dressed executive type in early 60s - pinstriped suit, tie, white shirt, polished brogues, briefcase, silver hair.

Young man: SIR! You could be my Dad.
Executive: No, I don’t think so.
Young man (bows): Excuuuuse me, sir. I think you are my DAD. Just need some change…Hold this…
Executive (absently takes can): What are you doing? I’m not your father…
Young man: That’s riiiight!! Hold it. (leans over and messes up the perfect silver hair)
Executive (angrily): That’s enough!
Young man: Thorry sir…! Your too…tooo…well..dressed up for Dad.
Executive (calmly): Alright. Now please…
Young man: You look more like my DAD each…minute! Do one thing. Just one thing. Just one thing…One…
Executive: What is it?
Young man: My Dad was always barefoot when he drank. Never wore thooze. Now please…just take off those fancy thooze and socks… sit down on the….f.f.f.floor…And lose that necktie…
Executive: I am not taking off my socks and shoes and tie and I won’t lie down in a train station. And I don’t drink. Sorry. (gets up)
Young man: SIRRRR!
Executive (relents before he leaves): I hope you find your father..

– Overheard in Toronto at Union Station

]]> http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2011/07/17/dad-is-that-you/feed/ Elderly Goths http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2011/07/17/elderly-goths/ http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2011/07/17/elderly-goths/#comments Sun, 17 Jul 2011 15:00:53 +0000 tdomf_cc6da http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2011/07/17/elderly-goths/ 20-somethings passing by a Goth Retro Night event: Let’s go check out the 40-year old goths!

– Overheard in Toronto

]]> http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2011/07/17/elderly-goths/feed/ You’re on your own, kid http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2011/07/05/youre-on-your-own-kid/ http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2011/07/05/youre-on-your-own-kid/#comments Tue, 05 Jul 2011 16:51:11 +0000 tdomf_cc6da http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2011/07/05/youre-on-your-own-kid/ Couple arrive at a nightclub. The girl at the door asks for the cover charge but the guy is short on cash. The door lady summons a bouncer to take the guy to the green machine inside the club, instructing the girl to wait at the door with the another bouncer.

Bouncer to girl: He’s not coming back, you know.

– Overheard in Toronto at nightclub

]]> http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2011/07/05/youre-on-your-own-kid/feed/ Once upon a time http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2011/07/05/once-upon-a-time/ http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2011/07/05/once-upon-a-time/#comments Tue, 05 Jul 2011 16:47:38 +0000 tdomf_cc6da http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2011/07/05/once-upon-a-time/ Guy sitting on the Queen Car: I used to be retarded, but I’m okay now.
Guy sitting next to him: I used to be a werewolf….

– Overheard in Toronto on the Queen streetcar

]]> http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2011/07/05/once-upon-a-time/feed/ Less than clever http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2011/05/20/you-have-to-chew-that/ http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2011/05/20/you-have-to-chew-that/#comments Fri, 20 May 2011 13:58:54 +0000 tdomf_cc6da http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2011/05/20/you-have-to-chew-that/ Girl student: If I fail, I’m just going to say I didn’t pass.
Boy student: Don’t you mean you’re going to say you didn’t complete it?
Girl: No, I’ll say I didn’t pass.
Boy: Isn’t that just a synonym for failing?

< <<< long pause >>>>

Boy: By the way, you have to chew that.
Girl: Oh! I thought it was a mint.
Boy: Ummmmm… no it’s gum.

– Overheard in Toronto

]]> http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2011/05/20/you-have-to-chew-that/feed/ Wrong Place, Wrong Line http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2011/05/04/wrong-place-wrong-line/ http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2011/05/04/wrong-place-wrong-line/#comments Wed, 04 May 2011 17:08:56 +0000 admin http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2011/05/04/wrong-place-wrong-line/ Girl in line at McDonald’s: Can I have a whopper please?

– Overheard in Toronto at the Scarborough Town Centre

]]> http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2011/05/04/wrong-place-wrong-line/feed/ As opposed to the fake kind http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2011/04/29/as-opposed-to-the-fake-kind/ http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2011/04/29/as-opposed-to-the-fake-kind/#comments Fri, 29 Apr 2011 22:07:17 +0000 admin http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2011/04/29/as-opposed-to-the-fake-kind/ Twenty-something girl to little girl: It’s a REAL prince marrying a REAL princess and they’re going to live in a REAL palace.

– Overheard in Toronto near Yonge and College

]]> http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2011/04/29/as-opposed-to-the-fake-kind/feed/ Valentine’s Day 2011 http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2011/04/03/valentines-day-2011/ http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2011/04/03/valentines-day-2011/#comments Sun, 03 Apr 2011 20:19:28 +0000 tdomf_cc6da http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2011/04/03/valentines-day-2011/ Guy (quickly): I just had sex.
Girl (singing): I just had sex!

– Overheard in Toronto

]]> http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2011/04/03/valentines-day-2011/feed/ Strange Dreams http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2011/03/29/strange-dreams/ http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2011/03/29/strange-dreams/#comments Tue, 29 Mar 2011 23:00:09 +0000 tdomf_cc6da http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2011/03/29/strange-dreams/ Young Woman: I keep having dreams about frisbees!

– Overheard in Toronto

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