Overheard in the T Dot http://www.overheardinthetdot.com A Place To Read and Post Funny Conversations Overheard in Toronto Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:36:33 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.1 en street dis! http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2010/03/09/street-dis/ http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2010/03/09/street-dis/#comments Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:31:34 +0000 tdomf_cc6da http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2010/03/09/street-dis/ Bum: Hey! Don’t you belong on Queen Street!!?
Hipster: Hey! Don’t you belong in jail!!?

– Overheard in Toronto at Yonge and College

]]> http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2010/03/09/street-dis/feed/ Prediction has downfalls http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2010/03/09/prediction-has-downfalls/ http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2010/03/09/prediction-has-downfalls/#comments Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:30:52 +0000 tdomf_cc6da http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2010/03/09/prediction-has-downfalls/ girl texting: I wanted to type ‘pussy’ but it came out as ‘puppy’

– Overheard in Toronto

]]> http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2010/03/09/prediction-has-downfalls/feed/ Locations http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2009/12/17/locations/ http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2009/12/17/locations/#comments Thu, 17 Dec 2009 23:31:58 +0000 tdomf_cc6da http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2009/12/17/locations/ dude in line for an exam: Etobicoke, yea its in ’sauga.

– Overheard in Toronto at Seneca College

]]> http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2009/12/17/locations/feed/ …and that means? http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2009/12/17/and-that-means/ http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2009/12/17/and-that-means/#comments Thu, 17 Dec 2009 23:30:39 +0000 tdomf_cc6da http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2009/12/17/and-that-means/ Girl studying for exam: Hinduism, I’m gonna rape you up the ass.

– Overheard in Toronto at the University of Toronto (Scarborough)

]]> http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2009/12/17/and-that-means/feed/ Clear Priorities http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2009/12/09/clear-priorities/ http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2009/12/09/clear-priorities/#comments Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:15:26 +0000 tdomf_cc6da http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2009/12/09/clear-priorities/ Guy, yelling down College to another guy talking to a girl: Yo man, get off that b*tch and come get Burger King.

– Overheard in Toronto at College and Spadina

]]> http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2009/12/09/clear-priorities/feed/ Baguette anyone? http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2009/12/04/baguette-anyone/ http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2009/12/04/baguette-anyone/#comments Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:26:45 +0000 tdomf_cc6da http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2009/12/04/baguette-anyone/ Guy #1: What’s a European lapdance?
Guy #2: Maybe she holds a French bread while doing it.

– Overheard in Toronto at a Chip Shop

]]> http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2009/12/04/baguette-anyone/feed/ Life’s little pleasures http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2009/12/04/lifes-little-pleasures/ http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2009/12/04/lifes-little-pleasures/#comments Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:22:51 +0000 tdomf_cc6da http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2009/12/04/lifes-little-pleasures/ Crackhead: “I can’t wait to sh*t my pants!”

– Overheard in Toronto at College and Bathurst

]]> http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2009/12/04/lifes-little-pleasures/feed/ Never mix business with… http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2009/12/04/never-mix-business-with/ http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2009/12/04/never-mix-business-with/#comments Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:19:28 +0000 tdomf_cc6da http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2009/12/04/never-mix-business-with/ Guy: You know, one day he said to me, “Cocaine is ruining our friendship.”
Girl: You used to do it together?
Guy: We used to sell it together.

– Overheard in Toronto at College and Spadina

]]> http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2009/12/04/never-mix-business-with/feed/ Smugness will only get you so far http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2009/12/04/smugness-will-only-get-you-so-far/ http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2009/12/04/smugness-will-only-get-you-so-far/#comments Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:16:33 +0000 tdomf_cc6da http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2009/12/04/smugness-will-only-get-you-so-far/ Girl, smugly: Your fly is open.
Guy, irritated: Good, less work for you.

– Overheard in Toronto on the TTC bus #196

]]> http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2009/12/04/smugness-will-only-get-you-so-far/feed/ Nobody Likes To Go Alone http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2009/10/04/nobody-likes-to-go-alone/ http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2009/10/04/nobody-likes-to-go-alone/#comments Sun, 04 Oct 2009 12:06:53 +0000 tdomf_cc6da http://www.overheardinthetdot.com/2009/10/04/nobody-likes-to-go-alone/ Guy #1: Hey man, you want to go tickle the ivory’s?

Guy #2: Oh uh. No… I don’t have to go.

Guy #1: What? Um. It means play piano, man.

Guy #2: Oh… sure, then.

– Overheard in Toronto at a house party

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